Eurofag holocaust

NOTICE: This page is the self-conceived documentation by the repressive moderation of the Lurkmore IRC government.

The Eurofag Holocaust was an event where members of the IRC romantically slept with one another, though ended in sheer hell due to the massive cocks possessed by the IRC OPS mauling people to death.

The Beginning

On May 12th of 2013, a political debate got itself fucked and exploded in rage. Nobody knows how it started since all survivors were brutally massacred, but it is rumored the nationalistic retard, Kayle, said something along the lines of "America is stupid for shooting themselves up". Age, with an immediate stance, called out all Europeans with Kayle's mindset as repulsive, incompetent, and misguided children. The once peaceful crowd went into a full-force attempted coup of the fascist rule. Yet, that was another misguided idea since all opposition falls to shit here. You cannot win.

Climatic Orgasm

In response to the chaos roaming the streets, Age sent a message in Morse code to a corrupted subordinate of King John - merciless Giygas. In full understanding of the direct intentions, Giygas gave Age command. Within seconds, Age killed Kayle and Giygas murdered DaniZed out of association to Kayle. They were not missed.

A Gay Hope

The high and mighty audiophile known to all as King John eventually stepped up for the pleas of the weak. Being God and all, he revived radical communist leaders like Kayle and DaniZed from the cluster of the dead bastard fucks. Through the power of Adam Lanza, John set a lenient deal with both sides to share their ripe-for-rape pillows without means of stuffing cum up one's nose. Conflict stills remained for the simple reason of the inability to learn. Kayle was eventually humiliated and left for being a sensitive, effeminate dumbass to the discernment from Giygas.