Guns are for pussies.
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A copypasta posted to /k/ on November 12, 2007. A very obvious troll attempt, the copypasta was quickly adapted to fit a variety of topics.
Original Copypasta
Guns are for pussies. Real men go melee. nb4 that dumbass argument "say that to my .50 Desert Eagle while I shoot you in the face" blah blah blah. You're only proving how much of a pussy you are.