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Do you get it NOW, motherfucker?

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#dogsex

<owen`> like a big tongue
<skaterchik09> wat?
<owen`> u like the tongue or the knot
<skaterchik09> never tried it yet
<skaterchik09> asl
<owen`> 34 m tx u?
<skaterchik09> 16 f az
<owen`> so what part do u think about
<skaterchik09> the cock
<skaterchik09> u?
<owen`> id like to see it happen
<skaterchik09> u dun even know what i look like
<skaterchik09> i could be fat n ugly for all u know
<skaterchik09> i'm not but still
<owen`> u could be
<owen`> u still have ur panties on
<skaterchik09> profiles.yahoo.com/skater_chik_09
<skaterchik09> u tell me
<skaterchik09> while i go smoek
<owen`> ur not fat and ugly ill give u that, id lick ur ass for sure
<skaterchik09> would you lick my balls too?
<owen`> funny
<skaterchik09> so that's a no?

It's #dogsex. Enough said.

<Thomas24> hi
<Thomas24> how are ya?
<skaterchik09> good
<skaterchik09> u?
<Thomas24> im good.. a bit horny tho, hehe
<Thomas24> scared you away, eh
<skaterchik09> no
<skaterchik09> i gotta mix my drinks
<skaterchik09> not like i'/M going to school int he morning
<Thomas24> hehe
<Thomas24> make me one also
<Thomas24> ...and get onto my lap!
<skaterchik09> i don't see you in here anywhere
<Thomas24> :/
<skaterchik09> are you in the closet?
<skaterchik09> come out of the closet you silly man
<Thomas24> yes, I am!
<Thomas24> and sorry
<Thomas24> I like it in the dark
<skaterchik09> great
<skaterchik09> you're retarded
<Thomas24> you wish!
<Thomas24> but no.. i'm above your level, dear
<Thomas24> :(
<skaterchik09> think so?
<Thomas24> I know so
<skaterchik09> orly?
<skaterchik09> and how can you be so sure?
<Thomas24> I just am
<skaterchik09> oh
<skaterchik09> ok
<skaterchik09> i'm convinced now
<Thomas24> great!
<skaterchik09> dumbass
<Thomas24> yes, I know you are! no need to say such things about yourself, tho
<skaterchik09> ...
<skaterchik09> my brain just exploded
<Thomas24> suprised you had a brain tbh
<skaterchik09> what a zinger
<skaterchik09> u ever thought about going into standup?
<Thomas24> what makes you think i'm not already in the business?
<skaterchik09> it would make a lot of sense
<Thomas24> ! ;)
<skaterchik09> brb smoeking
<Thomas24> ok :) kiss!
<skaterchik09> :)
<Thomas24> might add some tongue, if you like
<skaterchik09> w00t!
<Thomas24> is that bad?
<skaterchik09> newp
<skaterchik09> w00t! is win
<Thomas24> ah, ok
<Thomas24> I wanna fuck your ass too
<skaterchik09> will u give me a reacharound?
<Thomas24> yes
<Thomas24> is that too small?
<skaterchik09> ?
<Thomas24> reacharound
<skaterchik09> no
<skaterchik09> i got a little over 7 inches
<Thomas24> oh! :(
<Thomas24> tobad im not gay!
<skaterchik09> sure
<skaterchik09> ;)

You already admitted you were in the closet.

<redsoxguy> hi
<skaterchik09> oh hai
<skaterchik09> asl
<redsoxguy> 55 m canada u?
<skaterchik09> 16 f yus
<skaterchik09> us*
<redsoxguy> what part of the us?
<skaterchik09> southwest
<skaterchik09> arizona
<redsoxguy> awsome,,,, 
<skaterchik09> brb smoeking
<redsoxguy> k
<skaterchik09> so wats up
<redsoxguy> not too much,,, just hanging out
<redsoxguy> how about with u
<skaterchik09> same
<redsoxguy> are u up late or just get up early?
<skaterchik09> up late
<skaterchik09> i'm skippin school tomorrow so it don't matter anyway
<redsoxguy> no school today?
<skaterchik09> i'm shitfaced
<redsoxguy> hehe
<redsoxguy> smoke?
<skaterchik09> whiskey
<redsoxguy> jd?
<skaterchik09> fuck no
<skaterchik09> jack is bullshit
<redsoxguy> lol
<skaterchik09> jack is as bad as the canadian shit
<redsoxguy> hey now
<skaterchik09> i'm just speaking the truth
<skaterchik09> bourbon or nothing
<redsoxguy> how much did u have?
<skaterchik09> a little over half the fifth
<skaterchik09> but i'm not done yet
<redsoxguy> atta girl,,, wheres mum n dad?
<skaterchik09> fuck if i know
<redsoxguy> hehe
<redsoxguy> been drinkin on yor own?
<skaterchik09> yup
<redsoxguy> any special occasion?
<skaterchik09> friday
<skaterchik09> well
<skaterchik09> it was thursday when i started
<redsoxguy> what brings u to the dogs channel
<skaterchik09> i'm gonna do a dog
<redsoxguy> do u have one
<skaterchik09> not yet
<skaterchik09> my parents r gettin me one tho
<redsoxguy> do you know what kind?
<skaterchik09> we haven't decided yet
<skaterchik09> what u think?
<skaterchik09> i like dalmatians
<redsoxguy> they are cool,,, are you a small girl?
<skaterchik09> yeah
<skaterchik09> i'm pretty petite
<redsoxguy> how small
<skaterchik09> 5'5"
<skaterchik09> 90 lbs
<redsoxguy> wow
<redsoxguy> have you been with a boy?
<skaterchik09> yeah
<skaterchik09> a few
<redsoxguy> any with big dicks?
<skaterchik09> my uncle had a big one
<redsoxguy> did u do him?
<skaterchik09> no
<skaterchik09> he did me
<skaterchik09> when i was 8
<redsoxguy> omg
<skaterchik09> yeah
<skaterchik09> it sucked
<redsoxguy> do u still see him?
<skaterchik09> no
<skaterchik09> he's dead
<redsoxguy> ohhh should i be sorry?
<skaterchik09> i'm not
<skaterchik09> hell
<skaterchik09> my dad did it
<redsoxguy> did dad find out what uncle did?
<skaterchik09> yeah
<skaterchik09> that's why he took him out
<redsoxguy> well,,, i woulda done the same
<skaterchik09> yeah
<skaterchik09> it was totally tits
<redsoxguy> tits?
<skaterchik09> yeah
<skaterchik09> cool
<skaterchik09> awesome
<skaterchik09> tits
<skaterchik09> all the same
<redsoxguy> lol ok
<redsoxguy> well tits are awsome
<skaterchik09> so let's get down to brass tacks here
<skaterchik09> how much for the ape?
<redsoxguy> huh?
<skaterchik09> you voted for hubert humphrey
<skaterchik09> and you killed jesus
<skaterchik09> sorry
<skaterchik09> wrong window
<redsoxguy> lol
<redsoxguy> who was that for?
<skaterchik09> the townies
<skaterchik09> inside joke
<redsoxguy> ok,,,
<skaterchik09> it's all about the mudkipz
<skaterchik09> know what i mean?
<redsoxguy> nope... dumb ol canadian here
<skaterchik09> oh yeah
<skaterchik09> and you're too old to internet properly
<skaterchik09> but congrats on being able to find the dogsex channel on undernet
<redsoxguy> lol yeah i guess
<skaterchik09> my grandpa can't even log on to a computer
<redsoxguy> well i can still try to perv
<skaterchik09> but then again, he's dead, so i wouldn't expect him to
<redsoxguy> ya never know what they got whereever he is
<skaterchik09> dirt
<skaterchik09> worms
<skaterchik09> wood
<skaterchik09> some velvet lining
<redsoxguy> no texting
<skaterchik09> brass screws
<skaterchik09> ?
<skaterchik09> u lost me
<redsoxguy> didnt put a cell phone in with him?
<skaterchik09> why the hell would we waste money on a cell phone for a dead guy?
<redsoxguy> :)
<skaterchik09> i guess if he was actually sleeping and woke up he could call for help
<skaterchik09> but i doubt he'd get very good reception
<redsoxguy> donno never tried it underground
<skaterchik09> so do u believe in god?
<redsoxguy> i honestly dont know,,
<skaterchik09> do you believe that reality is a 3 dimensional holographic projection of a 2 dimensional matrix?
<redsoxguy> i kind of do but not totaly the kind of god they preach in churches
<skaterchik09> and that matter is nothing more than energy slowed to a dull vibration?
<skaterchik09> and that our thoughts and impulses are a product of chemical reactions influencing electrical processes?
<skaterchik09> ?
<redsoxguy> it all seems kind of wierd
<skaterchik09> and the concept of an invisible sky magician doesn't?
<redsoxguy> that's why i said i dont exactly beleive in the traditional idea of god
<skaterchik09> well clearly if you believe in god you have to believe that god is sentient correct?
<redsoxguy> could be strictly spiritual
<skaterchik09> ?
<skaterchik09> ok
<skaterchik09> any top of god has to be sentient though
<skaterchik09> type*
<skaterchik09> otherwise it's nothing more than a singularity
<skaterchik09> so in order for something to be god it has to be
<skaterchik09> 1. sentient
<skaterchik09> 2. capable of producing the matrix that defines reality
<skaterchik09> 3. an invisible sky magician (1+2=3)
<redsoxguy> well there may still be things that dont follow any of the rules as you interpret them
<skaterchik09> that's absolutely meaningless
<redsoxguy> lol,, just tossing out ideas
<skaterchik09> that's not an idea
<skaterchik09> it's a weakhearted attempt to hold on to an idea whose time has passed
<redsoxguy> if it hasnt cum yet how can it be passed
<skaterchik09> the idea of god hasn't come?
<skaterchik09> the time of the idea of god hasn't come?
<skaterchik09> the idea of god has been polluting minds for several millenia
<redsoxguy> it's also helped many to survive the crap of the world
<skaterchik09> so have other forms of delusion and schizophrenia
<redsoxguy> does that make god any less real then
<skaterchik09> no
<skaterchik09> it simply makes it so that the concept of god = the concept of an invisible sky magician
<redsoxguy> gravity is invisible but we can still feel it's force
<skaterchik09> yes
<skaterchik09> it's also been documented by something other than a voice in someone's head
<skaterchik09> also, if god created everything
<skaterchik09> where did god come from?
<skaterchik09> already out of ambiguous, meaningless arguments?

Seems some are incapable of understanding logic.

<OZ_Amanda> hi
<OZ_Amanda> ru active or curious
<skaterchik09> curious
<skaterchik09> u?
<OZ_Amanda> what u asl
<skaterchik09> 16 f us
<skaterchik09> u?
<OZ_Amanda> aust f 14
<skaterchik09> eep
<skaterchik09> shouldn't you be flirting with boys or something little girl?
<OZ_Amanda> u r little too
<OZ_Amanda> lol
<OZ_Amanda> i do it with g/f and guy but it so nice when mine licked me
<OZ_Amanda> so woundering how that may feel
<skaterchik09> don't tell anyone
<skaterchik09> but i'm a 22 year old dude in here trolling perverts because i'm an insomniac and it passes the time
<OZ_Amanda> dont tell anyone what
<skaterchik09> that i'm a 22 year old dude in here trolling perverts because i'm an insomniac and it passes the time
<OZ_Amanda> so u get excited with dogs too
<skaterchik09> no
<skaterchik09> i'm fucking with people who do
<OZ_Amanda> girl or guy
<skaterchik09> male
<OZ_Amanda> it must be so hot watching it
<skaterchik09> are you retarded? 

They do say that the children are the future...FUCK

<NastyDom> a/s/l
<skaterchik09> 16 f us
<skaterchik09> u?
<NastyDom> active or only curious
<skaterchik09> curious
<skaterchik09> no pets atm
<NastyDom> then what made u so curious
<skaterchik09> it was actually longcat
<NastyDom> expain that
<skaterchik09> longcat is looooooooooooooong
<NastyDom> but what is a longcat
<skaterchik09> it's a member of the mudkip family
<skaterchik09> do u liek mudkipz?
<NastyDom> don't know them
<skaterchik09> oh
<skaterchik09> i herd u guise liek mudkipz
<NastyDom> maybe I would if i new what they were:)
<NastyDom> so what more do u like
* Received a CTCP PING 1233913809 from NastyDom
<skaterchik09> there is one thing that i can't figure out though
<NastyDom> and that is what?
<skaterchik09> how do i shot web?
<NastyDom> shoot what?:)
<skaterchik09> web
<NastyDom> u lost me
<NastyDom> have no idea what u mean with shooting a web at all
<skaterchik09> hold on a sec
<skaterchik09> i'm havin an acid flashback
<NastyDom> k
<NastyDom> describe urself when ur back
<skaterchik09> uh
<skaterchik09> i have a profile pic on my yahoo profile
<NastyDom> show it to me then
<skaterchik09> profiles.yahoo.com/skater_chik_09
<NastyDom> not bad:)
<skaterchik09> :)
<NastyDom> to bad it doesn't show more:)
<skaterchik09> i have a gallery w/ more
<NastyDom> and how do I get to see them?
<skaterchik09> *tinyurl link to big white uncut cock*
<skaterchik09> u liek?
<skaterchik09> ?
<NastyDom> all I saw was a guys cock:)
<skaterchik09> wat?
<skaterchik09> eep
<skaterchik09> wrong link
<NastyDom> thought it had to be lol
<skaterchik09> *tinyurl link to naked ladyboy*
<skaterchik09> better?
<skaterchik09> brb smoeking
<NastyDom> no this time it was a shemale lol
<skaterchik09> i'll figure it out when i get back
<NastyDom> k
<skaterchik09> *tinyurl link to goatse*
<skaterchik09> i don't know why this is being such a pain in the ass
<NastyDom> then u better follow that link and u will know
<skaterchik09> works fine for me
<NastyDom> not for me
<skaterchik09> maybe yhbt
<NastyDom> must be it
<skaterchik09> yep
<skaterchik09> i think so
<NastyDom> it keeps redirecting to different web and pictures
<skaterchik09> *tinyurl link to gay niggers*
<skaterchik09> does that one work?
<NastyDom> http://www.ebony-men.com/images/4.jpg yesbrings me to this web and picture lol
<skaterchik09> idk
<skaterchik09> i guess
<skaterchik09> yhbt
<skaterchik09> is the only thing i can think of
<NastyDom> well makes ur links useless anyways
<skaterchik09> what does?
<skaterchik09> yhbt?
<skaterchik09> makes them work right
<NastyDom> no 
<skaterchik09> oh yes
<skaterchik09> yhbt
<skaterchik09> face it
<NastyDom> what ever it works ok on every other links but urs
<skaterchik09> how old did you say you are again?
<NastyDom> so u face it
<skaterchik09> http://tinypic.com/ilzxx4.jpg (see top right, slug, pwn3d)
<skaterchik09> hurry
<skaterchik09> before they take it down
<skaterchik09> get it yet?
<NastyDom> http://tinypic.com/ilzxx4.jpg
<NastyDom> this yes lol
<skaterchik09> now imagine that you're a slug
<skaterchik09> and i'm a 25 year old guy trolling morons in a dogsex channel on irc 

PROTIP: If someone repeatedly uses a phrase that you don't understand/recognize, google it. It may save you from goatse.

<Jak`> hi skater
<skaterchik09> hi! :)
<Jak`> how ya doin?
<skaterchik09> good u?
<Jak`> im good thanks
<Jak`> how old are you?
<skaterchik09> 16 f
<skaterchik09> u?
<Jak`> 17m
<skaterchik09> us?
<Jak`> yea
<skaterchik09> i'm in az
<Jak`> il
<Jak`> what are you into?
<skaterchik09> sex with dogs
<Jak`> how long you been fuckin dog cock?
<skaterchik09> haven't yet
<Jak`> want too tho?
<skaterchik09> yer
<Jak`> u have a dog?
<skaterchik09> not yet
<skaterchik09> idk what kind to get
<Jak`> parents gonna get you one?
<skaterchik09> yeah
<skaterchik09> but they wanna film it
<skaterchik09> is this win?
<Jak`> your parents wanna film it??
<skaterchik09> yeah
<skaterchik09> is this win?
<Jak`> no
<skaterchik09> y not?
<Jak`> y not what?
<skaterchik09> y is this not win?
<Jak`> win? whats that
<skaterchik09> it's the opposite of lose
<skaterchik09> brb
<skaterchik09> smoeking
<skaterchik09> m back
<skaterchik09> my parents taping me sexing the dog isn't win?
<Jak`> what does win mean in this context? i never heard it like that
<skaterchik09> win is...being awesome
<Jak`> its pretty freaky
<Jak`> your parents fuck you?
<skaterchik09> no
<skaterchik09> my uncle raped me once when i was 8
<Jak`> how do they know you wanna fuck a dog?
<skaterchik09> from my computer
<skaterchik09> they found some stuff in my cache
<Jak`> and now they want you to do it?
<skaterchik09> yeah
<skaterchik09> win right?
<Jak`> its hot
<Jak`> you want them to watch and fuck while you take the dog?
<skaterchik09> idk what the plan is
<Jak`> would you suck your dad?
<skaterchik09> no
<skaterchik09> gross
<skaterchik09> you're sick
<Jak`> lol
<skaterchik09> i kid
<skaterchik09> but really
<skaterchik09> no

I got nothin

<heriny> hi
<heriny> m or f?
<skaterchik09> f
<heriny> mmmmmmm
* heriny do u really spread ur legs for dogs to mount n cum in u whore?
<skaterchik09> not yet
<heriny> what r u waiting for bitch?
<skaterchik09> a dog
<heriny> ooooh bitch
<heriny> tell me ur a/l?
<skaterchik09> a cat is fine too
<heriny> r u serious?
<skaterchik09> yeah
<heriny> so u want to get fucked by a cat too?
<skaterchik09> or mudkipz
<heriny> whats mudkipz?
<skaterchik09> slowpoke is slow
<heriny> ohhh
<heriny> show me ur pic bitch
<skaterchik09> profiles.yahoo.com/skater_chik_09
<heriny> whats ur yahoo?
<heriny> i can add u
<heriny> slut
<heriny> whats ur yahoo id?
<skaterchik09> ...
<skaterchik09> <skaterchik09> profiles.yahoo.com/skater_chik_09
<skaterchik09> it's the part after the slash
<skaterchik09> hence it being my yahoo profile
<heriny> i added u 
<heriny> sign in
<skaterchik09> and my username on here
<skaterchik09> i am signed on
<skaterchik09> you didn't add a c did you?
<heriny> mine is
<heriny> malcommeex
<heriny> add me
<skaterchik09> r u black?
<heriny> yes bitch
<heriny> not totally black
<heriny> but dark skinned tanned one
<skaterchik09> eew
<skaterchik09> i don't do niggers
<heriny> i am not i told u
<heriny> i am african but from north africa
<skaterchik09> a nigger is a nigger
<heriny> we are not blk but tanned bronze skin
<heriny> yes
<heriny> i am not a nigger
<heriny> got it?>
<skaterchik09> you're black and of african descent
<skaterchik09> i hate to tell yo
<skaterchik09> that's the definition of a nigger
<heriny> i swear i am no
<heriny> am not
<skaterchik09> unless you're a sand nigger
<heriny> u whore
<heriny> listen
<heriny> i am not a nigger i am egyptian
<heriny> got it?
<skaterchik09> ok
<skaterchik09> so then you're a sand nigger
<heriny> if u say so
<skaterchik09> i do
<heriny> do u like that slut?
<skaterchik09> not into sand niggers either
<skaterchik09> sorry
<heriny> i beg u
<heriny> i would be ur slut
<heriny> will do anything u want
<skaterchik09> kill yourself
<heriny> i beg u Mistress
<heriny> take me and i will do what u want
<skaterchik09> i told you
<skaterchik09> kill yourself
<skaterchik09> and you still haven't done it
<skaterchik09> you're the worst slave ever
<heriny> cumon Mistress be reasonable
<skaterchik09> ok
<skaterchik09> cut off your cock
<heriny> i beg u
<heriny> why r u kidding?
<skaterchik09> i'm not
<skaterchik09> you just aren't doing what you're told
<heriny> who would do this after knowing u for 5 mins only!!
<heriny> do u want me to get naked now Mistress?
<skaterchik09> no
<skaterchik09> turn white
<heriny> i am
<heriny> Mistress
<heriny> want me naked?
<skaterchik09> have you turned white yet?
<heriny> yes Mistress
<skaterchik09> bullshit sand nigger
<skaterchik09> keep turning white
<heriny> i did
<skaterchik09> quit lying to me asshole
<heriny> i am not
<skaterchik09> pics
<heriny> do u have yahoo or msn?
<skaterchik09> brb
<skaterchik09> smoeking
<heriny> lady
<heriny> how old r u?
<skaterchik09> 16
<heriny> oh
<heriny> young pussy
<skaterchik09> ;) brb
<skaterchik09> are you naked yet?
<skaterchik09> white boy
<heriny> yes Mistress
<heriny> naked for ur use
<skaterchik09> pinch your nipples
<heriny> ooooh it hurts Mistress
<skaterchik09> now put something in your butt
<heriny> i beg u Mistress my butt is virgin dont want to do this
<skaterchik09> do it faggot
<heriny> ohhhhhh i beg u Mistress plzz not this plzz
<skaterchik09> DO IT FAGGOT
<skaterchik09> DO IT NOW
<skaterchik09> HEY
<skaterchik09> frucker
<skaterchik09> fucker

I never even got to let him know I'm a dude.

<KayNiner> hi lilly
<skaterchik09> oh hai
<skaterchik09> how do u know me?
<skaterchik09> are you stalking me?
<KayNiner> =) saw u in a channel and decided to have a closer look
<skaterchik09> :)
<skaterchik09> what channel?
<KayNiner> the one u are in now
<skaterchik09> so how do you know i'm lilly?
<KayNiner> i just whoised u... =)
<skaterchik09> oh
<skaterchik09> ok
<skaterchik09> lol
<KayNiner> so how are u doing?
<skaterchik09> good
<skaterchik09> drunk
<KayNiner> what did u have?
<skaterchik09> bourbon
<KayNiner> how old are u?
<skaterchik09> 16
<skaterchik09> u?
<KayNiner> a tad older, i am 30
<KayNiner> did u drink with someone?
<skaterchik09> nope
<skaterchik09> i'm still workin on it
<KayNiner> lol
<KayNiner> who´s at home with u?
<skaterchik09> idk
<skaterchik09> haven't been downstairs for a while now
<KayNiner> =) so u got ur doggy with u? =)
<skaterchik09> not yet
<skaterchik09> my parents haven't got it yet
<KayNiner> what breed will he be?
<skaterchik09> don't know yet
<skaterchik09> i'm thinkin a dal
<KayNiner> cute. what do u look like, if i may ask?
<skaterchik09> profiles.yahoo.com/skater_chik_09
<KayNiner> yummy. have u ever had some fun with an animal?
<skaterchik09> never a dog
<skaterchik09> a cat is fine too
<skaterchik09> amirite?
<KayNiner> pussy is ok... =)
<KayNiner> though dogs are mre fun for girls
<skaterchik09> also, mudkipz
<KayNiner> do u have a bf?
<skaterchik09> a couple
<skaterchik09> girlfriends too
<KayNiner> what do u like doing for the boys best?
<skaterchik09> fucking them with my strapon
<skaterchik09> wat about u?
<skaterchik09> wat u liek doing for the boyz?
<KayNiner> making them kneel for dogs to fuck, just like girls
<skaterchik09> orly?
<KayNiner> yep
<skaterchik09> ok
<skaterchik09> so you've had experience then
<skaterchik09> i have a question
<KayNiner> go ahead
<skaterchik09> how do i shot web?
<KayNiner> what do u mean?
<skaterchik09> RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!!1111oneoneone
<KayNiner> huh?
<skaterchik09> woop woop yo
<skaterchik09> amirite?
<KayNiner> what do u think u are rite with?
<skaterchik09> wat
<skaterchik09> i'm fuckin drunk
<skaterchik09> how do i shot web?
<KayNiner> ur webcam?
<skaterchik09> RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!!1111oneoneone
<skaterchik09> amirite?
<KayNiner> whatever u mean
<skaterchik09> woop woop yo

Clown love

<EventHorizon> Want to chat more privately?
<skaterchik09> soon as i get back from a cigarette
<EventHorizon> Cant wait
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<EventHorizon> Got disconn. here I am again
<skaterchik09> that must be irritating
<skaterchik09> are you experienced?
<EventHorizon> It is. You are boiling hot
<EventHorizon> Experienced?
<skaterchik09> lord knows i'm a voodoo child
<skaterchik09> lol
<skaterchik09> i'm pretty drunk 
<EventHorizon> What is your name?
<skaterchik09> what's yours?
<skaterchik09> mine's on my profile
<EventHorizon> Hi Lilly. Mine is 
<EventHorizon> damnit LOL
<EventHorizon> martin
<skaterchik09> i have an uncle named martin
<skaterchik09> but anyway
<skaterchik09> whats up
<EventHorizon> I am not him LOL. So have you had a dog on you?
<skaterchik09> not yet
<skaterchik09> my parents are getting one ina  few days here though
<EventHorizon> And are you thinking of spreading your pretty things for him?
<skaterchik09> that's why we're getting it
<EventHorizon> Your parents are in on it?
<skaterchik09> theyr recording it
<skaterchik09> is this win?
<EventHorizon> win?
<skaterchik09> is it?
<EventHorizon> Dont understand the q
<skaterchik09> y so not undersatnding?
<EventHorizon> what does is it win mean?
<skaterchik09> chawklit reign
<skaterchik09> some stay dry and others feel the pain
<EventHorizon> Guess you are a bit drunk
<skaterchik09> i'm a whore
<EventHorizon> A fucking sexy whore at that. So what is your titsize, slut
<skaterchik09> never gonna give you up
<skaterchik09> never gonna let you down
<EventHorizon> Where can I get more pics of you
<skaterchik09> *tinyurl link to rickroll*
<skaterchik09> ;) my private gallery
<skaterchik09> u liek?
<EventHorizon> You looke like rick astley LOL
<skaterchik09> huh?
<EventHorizon> It ruotes to youtube with a rick astley vid
<skaterchik09> what vid?
<skaterchik09> wat
<skaterchik09> *tinyurl link to black cock*
<EventHorizon> Oh never mind then.
<skaterchik09> ?
<skaterchik09> lol